Fairy Males by INXS
- - AAABCDEFHIJLNOQSUWY[^ "%'),.1469;> - AAABCDEFHIJLNOQSUWY[^ "%'),.1469;> - - HERE WE'RE AGAIN - - WE ARE PROUD TO DECLARE, - THAT WE ARE NOW MEMBERS OF : - - YES, IT IS TRUE, - THE DELTA - LINE CRACKING TEAM - A FAMOUS GROUP OF CRAZY DUDES, - TO PROGRAM THE VERY BEST DEMOS FOR YOU !!! - BUT MORE OF IT IN THE FOLLOWING - - THIS SCREEN MAY BE (IN A MODIFIED FORM - !) ONE OF OUR NEXT INTROS FOR INXS ... OH YEP, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU , THAT THIS UGLY - INXS - - LOGO YOU SEE ON THE TOP - ONLY HAS BEEN PAINTED BY : - - THANKS , JOHANN, FOR - IT ... HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON !!! - - AS EVERY TIME ALL CODINGS ETC. WERE DONE BY : - ---> CRAY <--- - BYEEEEEEEEEE !!!! - - ABY%Y"YXBT T"TSBR^R"RQBW#W - ABY%Y"YXBT T"TSBW#W"WVBR^R+RQ - ABY%Y"Y[BT T"TVBW#W"WVBR^R6UV - HI DUDES, ELCHS AND OTHERS - YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE RESULT OF SOME BORING NIGHT , BUT THIS LITTLE SCREEN HAD TO BE READY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, SO IT DOES NOT CONTAIN SO MUCH - AS YOU KNOW BY NOW , WE ARE MEMBERS OF - AND WE HOPE , THAT EVERYBODY SPREADS THIS NEWS AROUND THE WORLD - - YOU WILL SEE OUR NEW DEMOS FOR 'INXS' SOON . - I ALSO WANT TO SEND THE MOST LOVEFUL GREETINGS AND THANKS TO : - 8MY FIANCE DIANA - YEP , YEP ,IT TOOK ME NEARLY ABOUT 8 WEEKS TO PROGRAM THIS DAMNED SCREEN, BECAUSE I HAD NO BOCK AND NO IDEAS, - BUT ULTIMAX WANTED TO SEE OUR NEW DEMO, SO WE HAD TO HURRY . - I WONDER WHY HE DIDN'T FINISH HIS GAME - "XAMITLU" , BECAUSE THE PREVIEW I GOT WASN'T BAD . - WHEN WILL WE GET SOME ORIGINALS FROM CAOS - IT IS VERY BORING TO WRITE ANY TEXT FOR ONLY SOME LAMERS IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN , SO IF YOU ARE NO LAMER, RUN TO YOUR LOCAL PHONE AND CALL THE MAGICAL NUMBER ( LOOK INTO THE UPPER SCROLL FOR IT - RUN FOR IT ! GO ! GO ! - BUT DARE TO TRY IT ONLY IF YOU ARE A GOOD PROGRAMMER, DESIGNER , MUSICIAN ETC - NOW LET'S FINISH THIS SCREEN AND GBO T-HE NEXT PART - A MAGICAL WONDER HAS HAPPENED - THE DELTA - LINE CRACKING TEAM - HERE I AM AGAIN AFTER A LONG PERIOD - OF LAZINESS AND NON-PROGAMMING - /BEST DEMO EVER, - MADE FOR OUR NEW GROUP 'INXS' - GREETINX TO ALL MEMBERS OF 'INXS' - (HI ULTI(MAX) , THANCKS FOR THE NICE (AND EXPENSIVE - ) TELEPHONECALLS, I HOPE JENS HAS NOT KILLED YOU WITH A TOMATO ?!!), RHENUS (REAL COOL (CRUEL?) DEMO - HOPE TO HEAR ( GET DISX!) FROM YOU SOON !, - LUKULLUS ( WHAT ABOUT YOUR NEW DEMO ON BLOODY OLD 64 ?!? ( AND ABOUT NEW STU - J.J : YOUR NEWEST DEMO ON AMIGA IS REALLY GREAT - 4) KBYTE OF CODE IS ULTRAMAXIMAL !!( DO YOU KNOW THAT ?#')!$ NAME ?!) , TGH ( WHEN WILL YOU AND J.J. START PROGRAMMING THE GAME ON AMIGA ? ), SOVIET ( UNBEKANNTERWEISE SHALL I GREET YOU, - BECAUSE OTHERWISE BENNI WOULD HAVE CUT MY NOSE !! YOUR MUSICS WERE GREAT !), - 4712 DIAMANT ( HOPE YOU LIKED THE DISCS !) - , O.K. AS YOU KNOW , WE (BENNI AND CRAY !) ARE MEMBERS OF TPI'S 'INXS' AND WE HOPE TO FULFILL ALL YOUR WISHES AND EXPECTATIONS (OH MEISTER - ) , BUT I NEEDN'T TELL YOU , THAT - WE ARE THE BEST PROGRAMMERS ANYWAY - (I KNOW, THAT THIS PART IS LAME, BUT I SUPPOSE THAT IT WILL CONVINCE YOU A LITTLE BIT .. YOU MAY EXPECT MORE COOL DEMOS OF US - BUT ANYWAY WE ARE STILL LOOKING FOR CONTACTS , - SO CALL IN ANY CASE 'INXS' : 0221/891852 (COLOGNE , W.-GERMANY - HAE, HAE, HAE, NOW I WILL GO TO BENNI FOR PLAYING A LITTLE BIT GOLF IN HIS ROOM ( HOE,HOE,HOE - ,) LET'S SEE , WHAT WE CAN DESTROY THIS TIME - LAST TIME WE PLAYED BASKETBALL IN HIS LIVINGROOM, BUT AFTERWARDS THE TV LOOKED A LITTLE BIT LIKE ULTI'S HEAD ( HE HAD A BIG HOLE - SORRY UTX, ONLY A JOKE - I DON'T KNOW , WHY BENNI LOOKS SO ANGRILY ? SHOULDN'T I USE HIS FLOPPY AS A TOASTER - ! WHY IS THE TOAST JUST WHITE ?? - ;H, LET'S TRY HOW MUCH LITRES OF COCA-COLA GO INTO A 128 D ! - BLUB, BLUB, BLUB ! - HEY BENNI , WHY DO YOU THROW KNIFES AFTER ME, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THIS CHAINSAW ?? - STOP THIS SHIT ! OH NO, HIS MOTHER ALWAYS TAKES AWAY THE CHAINSAW - I THINK , THAT WE HAD MADE ENOUGH TROUBLE FOR TODAY - . YOU MAY NOW CHANGE READING THE LOWER SCROLL . - BYE , SEE YOU IN THE NEXT FAB RELEASE OF - THE DELTA-LINE CRACKING TEAM IS NOW A - <SORRY ABOUT THIS DEMO, BUT I - ;HAD (AND HAVE) NO NEW IDEAS - ONCE UPON A TIME, TWO LONLEY COMPUTERFREAKS WROTE SOME BORING DEMOS AND THEY HAD ONLY ONE WISH - TO BE IN A FAVORITE GROUP, WITH SOME FAMOUS NAMES. THEY HAVEN'T BEEN BAD, NO! THEY HAVE BEEN GOOD AND THEY WERE CALLED CRAY AND BENNI BAERENSTARK. THE YEARS CAME AND NOBODY SEEMED TO BE INTERESTED IN THEIR WORKS, BUT THEN A FRIEND OF THEM WROTE A LETTER THAT THERE WOULD BE BUILD A NEW GROUP, CALLED INXS AND HE ASKED THEM, WHETHER THEY WANT TO JOIN THIS GROUP AND THEY ACCEPTED. THEY FOUND NEW FRIENDS AND HAD A LOT OF TELEPHONE CALLS. THE TELEPHONE BILL INCREASED RAPIDLY AND SOON THEY BECAME VERY POOR, SO THAT THEY COULDN'T AFFORD THEM NEW DISKS. BECAUSE OF THIS THEY ERASED A LOT OF OLD STUFF TO GET SOME NEW, BUT THEY HAVEN'T SATISFIED, ALTHOUGH THEY LIVED IN PEACE AND QUITENESS. SUDDENLY A GOOD FAIRY CAME AND SAID TO THEM: "EACH OF YOU HAS NOW THREE WISHES, WHICH WILL BE TRUE - ". THEY WERE TOTALLY STARTLED AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO WISH THEM. THEN CRAY SAID THAT HE WANTS TO HAVE NEW CONTACTS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND THIS WISH BECAME TRUE. THEN BENNI SAID THAT HE WANTS TO HAVE A LITTLE MOUSE WITH TWO BUTTONS AND A LONG TAIL TO PLUG IN A COMPUTER AND JUST WHEN HE SAID THAT, HE HOLD IT ALREADY IN HIS HAND. THEN CRAY BECAME VERY NERVOUS, BECAUSE HE REALIZED THAT THIS DREAM WAS REALITY AND FAST ASKED HER ABOUT A NEW COMPUTER AND BECAUSE HE WAS SO NERVOUS HE WISHED A C-128 WITH A FINAL CARTRIDGE, SO HIS THREE WISHES WERE USED. BENNI THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND THEN HE GOT AN IDEA: "PLEASE DEAR FAIRY, GIVE ME A GOOD MATHEMATIC MARK AT SCHOOL AND A NICE GIRL FRIEND TO - !". THESE WISHES BECAME TRUE, TOO. AND THEY LIVED IN HAPPYNESS AND PEACE, BUT THIS PEACE SHOULDN'T TAKE VERY LONG - < WHILE THEY WERE SLEEPING, THEY DREAMT A LOT OF MORE WISHES, BUT IN REALITY THE FAIRY RECEIVED THEM. WHAT BENNI AND CRAY DIDN'T KNEW WAS THAT THE FAIRY WOULD DIE, IF SHE WAS OCCUPIED WITH SO MUCH WISHES AND SO SHE BECAME VERY OLD IN A FEW SECONDS AND SHE HAD TO ASK FOR A PENSION AND LOST ALL HER MAGICAL POWER. WHEN CRAY AND BENNI AWOKE FROM THEIR SWEET DREAMS, THEIR THREE WISHES HAD BEEN CARRIED OUT, BUT THEY HAD NO MORE IDEAS FOR NEW DEMOS OR INTROS SO THEY ARE DAMMNED FOR ALL TIMES TO WRITE SUCH BORING DEMOS AND BRAINLESS SCROLLMESSAGES, TILL A NEW FAIRY WILL COME - SHITTY PROGRAMMING, MUSIC-RIPPING, CRUNCHING, - 2X2 CHARSET FROM THE - ACKING TEAM 1988 - AFTER A LONG PERIOD OF BOREDOM, I'M BACK TO PRESENT YOU A NEW DEMO! - S NOT VERY COMPLICATED AND THAT IT HAS NO NEW IDEAS, BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT A BIT - WELL, IN THIS SCROLL I WILL PRESENT YOU SOME PROVERBS, OR SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR ALL LAMERS WHO ARE NOT ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE - *1. KIFFEN MACHT GLEICHGUELTIG - MIR EGAL! - 2. FRAUEN SOLLTEN SOLANGE KEINEN FUEHRERSCHEIN HABEN, BIS DER HERD RAEDER HAT! - 3. ES GIBT ZWEI GRUNDWAHRHEITEN: A) FRAUEN SIND KLUEGER ALS MAENNER - >B) DIE ERDE IST EINE SCHEIBE! - 4. DIE REALITAET IST EINE DURCH ALKOHOLMANGEL HERVORGERUFENE ILLUSION! - 5. ALS GOTT DIE FRAU ERSCHUF, MACHTEN SICH DIE ERSTEN ERMUEDUNGSERSCHEINUNGEN BREIT! - (IMMER DIE ANTI-EMANZEN SPRUECHE - !6. GIBT NIE ZU JUNG - NUR ZU ENG! - 97. O (BOTTLE) I C U R M T - -TRANSLATION: OH BOTTLE I SEE YOU ARE EMPTY! - 98. OB WEIHNACHTEN ODER NICHT, HAUPTSACHE ICH BIN DICHT! - "9. I BECOME MY GOSTOP OVER MEADOWS - 2TRANSLATION: ICH BEKOMME MEIN GEHALT UEBERWIESEN - 410. ROBINSON ARBEITSHALTUNG - WARTEN AUF FREITAG! - 11. MITTAGS, WENN DIE SONNE FUNKELT, ODER ABENDS, WENN ES DUNKELT, ODER WENN DIE STERNLEIN BLITZEN, HAB' ICH MEISTENS EINEN SITZEN! - 212. WER ZULETZT LACHT, HAT DEN WITZ NICHT KAPIERT! - 713. SIND TRUEBE TASSEN EIGENTLICH SPUELMASCHINENFEST? - 714. DER STUDENT GEHT SOLANGE ZUR MENSA, BIS ER BRICHT! - 15. ES IST WAHR, DASS DER PAPST NICHT DIE PILLE NIMMT, UND ER KRIEGT, TROTZDEM KEINE KINDER! - 16. ES IST WAHR, DASS DIE KUEHE DAS GRAS NICHT RAUCHEN, SONDERN EINFACH FRESSEN - I THINK IT'S NOW ENOUGH OF BENNI'S SECRET ADVISES FOR ALL LIVING CIRCUMG - (WHAT FOR AN ENKLISCTH - NIEDHER MID DENN ANALFABETHEN - WELL, AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW: - MY COMP BROKE DOWN, AND THIS DEMO WAS PRODUCED ON AN OLD, CHEAP, DIRTY, HALF FUNCTIONING COMPUTER - IN SPITE OF THIS THANKS TO THE - CRAY FOR LENDING ME HIS COMP - I WAS TOLD, THAT THIS DEMO SHOULD BE FINISHED YESTERDAY, BECAUSE OF AN COPY-PARTY IN BO - (WHAT KRUPP IS IN ESSEN, THAT'S ME IN DRINKING - WELL I HOPE MY LOVELY COMP WILL BE REPAIRED SOON AND FROM THIS POINT SOME NICE GREETINGS TO ALL COPYING FREAKS ALL OVER GERMANY AND ALL OVER EUROPE AND ALL - %BULLSHIT, (THAT'S WHAT I'M THIKING OF - WHO WONDERS WHEN SUCH A SHITTY AND BRAINLESS TEXT COMES OUT OF MY FINGERS - THERE IS SOMEONE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR! - "HOPEFULLY HE WON'T DESTROY MY DEMO - - I HAVE TO DEFEND MY DEMO NOW - I'LL TELL YOU THE REST OF THIS STORY IN MY NEXT DEMO WHICH WILL COME SOON - 0(C) IN 1988 BY BENNI BAERENSTARK FOR: - BOREDOM, I DECIDED TO MAKE A - I THINK IT'S NOT BETTER THAN ANY OTHERS, BUT IT'S - FINISHED YET, ALTOUGH - FORCED ME TO DO THIS - BUT I HAD NO NEW IDEAS - A NEW DEMO AND SO YOU ARE WATCHING AND LISTENING TO AN ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH - PLEASE EXCUSE ME - THIS TIME I WON'T GREET ANYBODY, BECAUSE I THINK THAT CRAY WILL DO THIS - FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO THANK ALL GUYS - , THAT WE ARE NOW MEMBERS OF: - YEP, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME - AN 8TH WORLD MIRACLE - OH, JUST WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT - <JUST A FEW MINUTES BEFORE I LIVED IN - CAME AND FOR A MINUTE MY ROOM SEEMED TO BE A - WITH A CRAZY AND - ON IT, WHO TRIED TO - S GERMAN OPEN COMPETITION WAS: - 1. A DAMAGED WINDOW - 2. THREE ABSOLUTELY UNORDERED DISK BOXES - 3. TWO BROKEN CHAIRS - 4. A CARPET WHICH WAS OVER AND OVER FULL OF COFFEE - WELL I THINK IT COULD TAKE HOURS TO DESCRIBE THE DAMAGE HE MADE, SO I'M CHANGING NOW THE SUBJECT - , OR SHALL I SEND SOME - I PROMISED YOU THAT I WOULD - TORTURE YOU WITH THEM - I THINK I WON'T DO - I'M AWFULLY SORRY, BUT - OTHER SCROLL MEES - MAYBE, YOU'LL FIND SOME GREETINGS, ALTHOUGH I HAVEN'T SET THEM INTO THIS DEMO - BEGIN AND SOON ENDING HERE AGAIN - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> -